So Nice He Did it Twice! (That's what he said) Hare(s):  Loosey Lockets
Where:   Royal Oak Pub (pretoria Bridge), 221 Echo Drive, Ottawa

The hashers convened at the Royal Oak on Pretoria. A great trail was laid by Loosey Lockets and Taste My Cream. We had to climb over a snow mountain and wade through a snow run off field. Have You? decided it was officially time to swim and jumped into the snow run off river. He obviously lost something (maybe his mind) and went in again.
We had the best beer check ever partly because it included a porto potty for some of the less continent hashers and lots of beer for the ones who can hold it.
The crowd was large and noisy back at the pub – Loosey brought us all under control and proceeded to run our Erections with great skill.
What We did Twice...
Little Big Man as hash cash, Mustard Balls as Web Wanker, Beaver as Hare Raiser, and Double D as haberdasher for a second year.
Two two two beer bitches in one (Double D, and Wet n Ready) with an experienced mentor Never Never.
Two hash trashers. And as usual we are double teaming on the duties of hash cash and RA, triple teaming songmeister.
Best reaction all night… Wet N Ready on formal reception of the sacred vessels. This position is not all glory, you get to babysit a bed pan for a year. The upside is you are in charge of beer leftovers. Yay beer leftovers!!
The full list of erected:
GM - Flounder
RA - BackWash
RA - Peter Eat Her
Hare Raiser - Beaver
Hash Cash - Little Big Man
Hash Cash - Spike
Hash Trash - Cumikazi
Hash Trash - Oinky Boinky
Beer Bitch - Wet'N Ready
Beer Bitch - Double D
Pub Bitch - Pussarella
Song Meister - Fat Ass, Sheila, and Hot Flash
Web Wanker - Mustard Balls
On-Sec - Mustard Balls
Haberdasher - Double D
Raise a glass to our departing half minded management for a job fairly well done in the past year.
But wait!! Twisted Tits is demanding a recount and wants to prorogue this committee of mis-managers and hold the erections again.
Oinky Boinky